Thursday, June 18, 2009

no offense...

i'm on a bit of a typing roll (bad expression, im not really engaged in any sort of rolling motion) and decided to share with you something that i find fairly laughable.

and that is, the expression "no offense". it seems that any comment, no matter how inappropriate or insulting, can be made as long as it is preceded by this expression.

"no offense, but you smell like foot"

what am i suppose to say to that? "oh no worries, i'm not offended, i happen to adore the aroma of foot"

i mean, really, how am i not supposed to take offense at a comment like that? saying "no offense" doesn't change the fact that what you're saying is, in essence, offensive. it doesn't make sense. you might as well be saying, "now i know the sun doesn't exist, but it's really really bright outside"

no offense, but i think thats a bit wrong

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